I was spot-on! Amazing.

CLASH OF THE REDS
LIVERPOOL beats MANUTD, 2-1

Loveliest thing that happened to me ever since I fell sick
CHEERS TO ALL LIVERPOOL FANS! [:

Uh, something caught my attention
"No chance against United
Joe Morrison says forget it Liverpool fans, with Fernando Torres and Steven Gerrard out, Liverpool are no hopers when United come knocking this weekend."
Ha ha ha, right!
Your lips, your ass, should meet

Today is a brilliant day!